fuckyeahhipsterariel:

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I could have sworn that now they were into barefoot running?

And I am 500 miles removed.

<3 Tina Fey

blowjoy-:

This is my favorite episode.

Fckin naggers in the dorms.

lauraashleey:

i’m still deciding whether i’m going to see this or be a pretentious fuck and not see it because i read the book and the movie will never compare.

i’ll probably just go see it.

Zach galafianakis. You’ll see it.

I never left. <3

Essential, for, “ahem”, networking.

A million times this. I forget that people, ya know, FORGET THIS AT TIMES.

anlamasanda:

You know, it rather bothers me when progressives, jokingly or seriously, try to paint Jesus as some sort of nonjudgmental, all-tolerant, go-with-the-flow dude. He wasn’t. He said we weren’t allowed to judge each other, not that we were excused from judgment. It was never that…

My paranoia worries me. It really does.

Why do I live in this fantasy world where everything is horrible, when in fact my life is awesome? I need a way to kill my hypothetical reality and only worry about the real world.

Yupp.